The signs that something “arty” is
about to happen
Ever felt that second’s-worth of Oh?
Ever had a moment of Ah! And what
about that distant nagging sensation that lingers long after the idea you had
wasn’t written down? And do all these come back sometime further down the line?
Most probably yes. And most probably a sure sign that there’s a
wordsmith, song-smith or even art-smith deep inside you, well frustrated that you
won’t listen to its call. And can you blame it?!
For many years I battled with these muses and their tweaks, signs,
messages and grumblings – and turned a deaf ear to them with an excuse to do
other, more pressing things like work, phoning a friend, filling in the tax
form, or most importantly dozing off in front of an England World Cup football
match.
These last four years, I decided not to. And I heeded their call. That
made the muse – or muses – very happy. For there’s nothing worse in life than
considering yourself beautiful and not being looked at. And Muses are beautiful. Since then, notebook,
back-of-an-envelope, computer and even the mobile have seen scribbled down
thoughts and ideas the moment the muse awakens.
Here are some of the signs: a checklist, if you like.
1. An “Oh”, an
“Ah!” or an “Ooh” when visiting somewhere different – something has triggered a
thought, emotion or memory deep inside you.
2. A puzzled
feeling when settling down to sleep at night – something you can’t quite grasp (and I’m talking about the sign the muse gave
to you here, of course)
3. As the
days pass, a restlessness. You often glance out of the window, fidget, catch
yourself frowning in the hallway mirror (Is that
me??)
4. After the restlessness,
hesitation and blunder. Here, you do things like pick up the toast before
putting butter on it, or worse pick up the toast with the left hand and the
butter with the right – all the time forgetting that a knife is needed in the
process. You put on odd socks. You forget
your keys in the door, the grandmother you left guarding the supermarket trolley
by the special offer beer and wine shelf.
5. The slow
spread of grumpiness in you turns to the irascible. You begin to throw insults
at the telly and the England squad wandering dreamily about the pitch (yes, I
know the sweltering heat is usually to blame, as well as the French referee). The
f-word is used unsparingly for minor mishaps. You get angry.
6. Finding no
positive way to express itself, the anger turns to the blues. You listen
long hours to Bumble Bee Slim records and consider taking up the harmonica. You
might decide to examine the clouds in the sky for long moments, generally bemoan
the state of the country and its cohorts of bureaucrats, and focus on every
dismal piece of news the media dishes out to you.
7. You drop
it – the whole damn thing and especially that nagging voice in the back of your
mind which says “what a waste!”
8. And it is
then – at that precise moment – that you should peddle backwards, seize a pen
and paper, and scribble for all you’re worth! YES – even if you do snub your nose at them, the Muses always offer you another chance to
capture what they’ve been trying to tell you!
9. So the idea
is written. It takes shape and a song, story, work of art, and poem is born.
And Gawd Blimey – all of a sudden you
feel pleased with yourself, on top of the world, and life seems the most
wonderful thing.
The lesson: Listen to the muse you have inside you – and always have a pen and paper handy!
Tom Gamble ;-)
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